As consultants, we hop from project to project, machine to machine, OS to OS. What does a developer want when getting set up on a new machine? A comfy, familiar environment of course! In this talk I will describe a solution I created to address that problem: a unix-like utility that manages my dotfiles for me. Whenever I set up a new machine, I clone my dotfiles repo and use my dotfiles manager utility to create a predictable, updatable, consistent environment for maximum comfiness.